1. The vocabulary of girls in their twenties that were recently married

    “Hey girl! I’m having a birthday party for my hubby, do you think you can make it?”

    Ugh. Anyone else notice when girls in their twenties get married, and then suddenly start using new words in their every-day conversations that previously was never apart of their lexicon?

    It’s like they went out to get their nails done, got kidnapped on the way and underwent a surprise lobotomy which unlocked an entirely new vocabulary.

    Suddenly, they are referring to their female friends as “girl” and their husband as “hubby” and acting as if no one will notice!